TOP 10 Late Night News (with Loyiso Gola) Quotes Part 1




1.       “ANC’s opposition is DA, DA’s opposition is COPE,  and COPE’s opposition
is COPE, they are so “messed” up they have to do the opposition
in house”  - Loyiso Gola

2.       “ANC Youth League told Daily Sun to stick to reporting about Witchcraft
and Tokoloshies and leave politics alone ” - Loyiso

3.       Loyiso: “what is a moose?”
Correspondent: “it’s like a big goat”

4.       The ANC is making a movie on how  to get a tender - Chester Missing

5.       “Do I need a clicks card to vote for IFP? “ – Loyiso

6.       "2 out of every 3 Passengers on a taxi  Is actually one person" – Chester Missing

7.       "Minister of Agriculture should travel with a tractor because its in her job description"
(Loyiso criticizing Minister of agriculture using plane for travel)

8.       Correspondent: "What Do You Do For A Living?"
Malema Supporter –"No, I Support Malema"

9.       "If the ANC was a doctor and somebody had cancer they would just give that Person Zambuk"  - Loyiso

10.   1+1=2% ( equation satirizing education system)


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